wat makes a team.....

The Throttle Merchant
A player who diplomatically restrains an opponent during a fracas by grabbing him round the throat and shaking him until he sees the error of his ways, or goes limp.

The Libertarian
A right-winger who plays on the left, or vice-versa, it's hard to tell. The libertarian insists on holding an extreme position at all times and never drifts into the centre even when an obvious opening presents itself.

The Consolationist
Player designated to pat the arm of an opponent who has just been sent off or missed a crucial spot-kick in a shoot-out, thus allowing Mark Lawrenson to say: "And how sporting a gesture is that, Gary?

The Holdontologist
A forward or wide midfield player who, when he has won a throw-in near the opposition penalty area shapes as if to take it quickly once, twice, three times and then lets the ball roll down his back and runs off, leaving it for one of the full-backs.

The Pacemaker
An attacking player whose appointed role at free-kicks is to indicate to the referee that the defensive wall is not back the full 10 yards.

The Pointilist
The defence's answer to the pacemaker. The pointilist's job is a simple one - to indicate to the referee the exact place from where the free-kick should actually be taken. This is generally five yards back from its current spot.

The Meteorologist
A midfielder or attacker who moves around the pitch very rapidly though no one knows if he has any genuine significance or not.

The Gobtometerist
The player who waits until TV cameras have him in close-up, then spits copiously.

The Watchman
Fills that vital role of walking up to the referee tapping his wrist throughout the last five minutes plus injury-time of any game in which his team are leading by a single goal.

The Expressionist
His philosophy is that "notions of truth and justice must be adhered to", a point of view he puts across by making invisible card gestures.

The Impressionist
A player whose task is to stand in front of the ref when a team-mate has chopped down an opposing forward and make circular gestures with his hands, indicating "he played the ball". Not to be confused with the post-impressionist, which is simply a descriptive term for Peter Crouch.

which 1 are u?